Aries:
i’m fine. yeah, aside from the not sleeping, the jumpiness, the constant overwhelming crushing fear that something terrible is about to happen.
Taurus:
well i shouldn’t say i told you so, because it’s not strong enough. how about i’m always right, and you should listen to whatever i have to say, and never disagree ever, ever, for the sake of your wolvlihood
Gemini:
i’m 147 pounds of pale skin and fragile bones. sarcasm is my only defense
Cancer:
i’m straight up losing my mind
Leo:
i’m happy and proud… of myself
Virgo:
my nerves are wracked, they’re severely wracked
Libra:
personally, i’m a fan of ignoring a problem until it eventually goes away
Scorpio:
am i not attractive to gay guys?
Sagittarius:
i don’t want to be robin all the time
Capricorn:
you never take me to dinner and a movie
Aquarius:
matt’s head. i sit behind him in history. he’s got a very distinct cranium
Pisces:
sorry coach, i haven’t seen him since the last time i saw him
