can we talk about this blasphemous trash for a second.

in theory yeah, it would be great if there was a pizza carrying device that allowed to to be completely mobile while enjoying all of that cheesy goodness.

but gravity is going to take all of that beautiful, delicious pizza grease to the bottom of the pouch, leaving the top half of your pizza drier than the sahara desert while leaving the tip completely drenched in grease.

it’s also going to ruin your slice sent from the heavens, because the weight of the crust will completely ruin the bottom half, making it almost impossible to eat.

and finally, the most egregious error of this design is that it only allows for one slice??? in what world do i only want one slice???

i want this deleted from existence.