foodhumor: “ She asked for the biggest pizza they had ”

foodhumor:

She asked for the biggest pizza they had

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netflix and by yourself :/

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intergalacticauthor:

ijustlikevideogames:

why is this so funny

It hasnt even loaded yet and im already cyring from laughing so hard

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  • me before working out: i dont wanna do this
  • me while working out: I D O N T W A N N A D O T H I S
  • me after working out: WOW, i am simply phenomenal. every drop of blood running through my veins is graced with the ichor of the gods, i am an olympic athlete

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